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no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
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