that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
not ubering you a puppy
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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