I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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