Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
