Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
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