exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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