Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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