jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
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Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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