Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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