I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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