I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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