physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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