i don't like sucking hair
Ambien. No doubt about it.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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