if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Randomize
