Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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