i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I wanna passion pit in your ass
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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