the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
This house was built for laser tag.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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