Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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