Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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