is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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