another moral hangover. fuck.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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