NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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