dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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