well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
Randomize
