Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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