She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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