You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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