: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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