Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
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