Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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