hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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