even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
