there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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