the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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