great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
I have post one night stand depression
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