Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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