I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It's never too late to be topless.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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