Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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