Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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