Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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