You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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