we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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