Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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