The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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