I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
