Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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