yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Randomize
