Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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