I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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