so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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