The panties match.
I'll be right there.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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