do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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