Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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