Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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