I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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