Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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