i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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